James Lewis

Some people make this rash assumption that peace and love are the most important things on this planet, but no sillies, it's actually a finely groomed moustached and James Lewis' face. Combine the two and drizzle with a healthy portion of charity juice and you have something so cataclysmic, that a black hole is highly likely to open up and consume all hairy faced competition.

Not many people will be aware of this fact, but James' moustache is actually laced with gold and has strange and mysterious powers; legend has it that the last time he went "mo'" he was followed for weeks by crazed and feral women and Britain faced flooding like it's never seen before.

Sponsor this man! His 'lady tickler' is like no other and together he can get his Tom Selleck on, and you can do your bit for charity!

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